Frequently Asked Questions

What is the purpose of a Jokeinator™?

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What are the specs of the Jokeinator™?

13,000+ literary quotes and counting, with more added regularly. Low-strain reading: Choose between a 4.3-inch (Vol 1) and a 7.8-inch (Vol 2) e-ink display that’s pleasingly paper-like and easy on the eyes. - Premium quality: Solid white oak housing, a front bezel made from recycled ABS plastic, and a polished brass base and crown to change settings. Multiple languages: Choose from English, French, Spanish, and German, each collection obsessively curated by our editorial team. Parental controls: Decide whether you want your Author Clock to display explicit quotes. Easy to change at any moment. Long-life battery: Author Clock lasts over a week between charges and comes with its own USB-C cable. Depending on your settings it can last for several months. Automatic updates: Author Clock has built-in Wi-Fi, so all software and content updates happen automatically.

How long does shipping take?

A long time.

What if I don't love it?

If you’re not immediately besotted with your Author Clock you can return it to us within 14 days for an exchange or refund. Reach out at info@authorclock.com if you have any questions. We currently do not offer returns on international orders, but reach out with any concerns and we will do our best to help.

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The world needs more joy. Now is your chance to give it what it wants.
An endless supply of jokes right at your fingertips.